{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
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The Schleswig-Holstein Landtag is the state parliament of the German state of Schleswig-Holstein. It convenes in the state's capital Kiel and currently consists of 69 members of five parties. The current majority consists of a coalition of the Christian Democratic Union and the Greens, supporting the cabinet of Minister President Daniel Günther.
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{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}