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{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}

{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

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